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2008 Psychic Predictions

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20 April 2011
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2008 Psychic Predictions

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Can you tell me any predictions for the years 2008

And to see if your really a psychic

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2008 Psychic predictions here please?


Ok all you psychics, here is your chance to list your predictions for 2008 so that we can check them out at the end of the year

2008 Psychic Predictions

Celebrities: Angelina Jolie will take a long vacation away from Brad Pitt in March. She will only take Zee along with her; she will return home but not until she recharges her spirit. Brad insists on impregnating Angelina. She gets a part in a movie with Julia Roberts, but it never gets finished.

Suri Cruise is the target of an interested online group of perverts, which angers Americans so greatly that many new safeguards are created for children online.

Sylvia Browne will retire from the Montel Williams show. She doesn't want to be a psychic anymore and asks her spirit guide to go away. Sylvia becomes friends with Ann Rule. The two of them write about the Natalie Holloway murder, and in the process locate her remains in the basement of a government lighthouse.

Oprah Winfrey will start to become frantic to find a new format to her show. She is sick of playing Santa Claus. The only problem is she isn't the show, the show is her. Her mind is tormented by the thought that the public is in control of her. Oprah will gain more weight than she ever did; but secretly she is glad.

I think Hillary Clinton will win the election for President by a very close margin. Her campaigning will reflect her powers in the months to come. She has been holding back while she lets the others use up their energies.

That's all for now.

Online Psychic

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15 April 2011
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Online Psychic
Online Psychic
Has anyone every used an online psychic?


If you have, how was it, did you find them to be accurate? Was it expensive?

Many psychics and readers are now offering services online. Each one varies in price, depending on how commercialized they are. Lots of readers are independent. Those are the ones who are not so expensive as the big commercialized companies. Tarot readers charge anywhere from $20 - $100 depending on the tarot reader. They do phone readings or send you a type written email report. I myself read in person, and I also offer my services online via email. There is no real difference between the two concerning accuracy, as energy is in all-time and all-space. A good psychic can connect wherever you are. I am apparently good enough that I get a lot of referals and repeat clients. If you search the internet, find a psychic that you feel good about. Yes, it really can be as simple as a feeling. There are some articles on my website about what to expect and how to connect. http://www.cassystarot.com Just click on the Blog button on the left and you can browse the articles, which will explain a little more about energy and readings. Alot of my clients are "Drawn" to me, energetically, so this is something you can also tap into. It's important that you feel confident with and comfortable with the reader you select. Good luck and good fortune.

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Online Psychic and Psychic Advisors

can i trust an online psychic?


i had an online psychic reading..based on the little information that i gave her she seemed extremely accurate...there were things i didnt mention that she talked about and was dead on...i understand that some psychics can only read face to face but every talent is different so im not sure whether i should trust this or not.

I do on line readings and yes it is possible to get a good energy to read with, alot depends on what gift the psychic has and how strong a link they are able to sense from you.
I ask for feed back from people i read for online and then i publish it onto my site so that people can see it before they ask me to read for them.

Cleo Psychic

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10 March 2011
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Cleo Psychic
Cleo Psychic
What ever happened to Ms. Cleo, the psychic?


I have wondered about that myself. ;-) Maybe she is here in some other guise?

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miss cleo prank call #2

Weird Seinfeld trivia.......see details?


This is about the episode where George wanted a nick name but they kept being stolen out from under him...like T-bone. Then they call him "Coco," I think. He realizes that his boss won't like two "Cocos" (if that was the nickname) in the office. Having two with the same nick name will offend his bosses' sense of simitry. So George uses his contacts to get a "Coco" hired as a maid. This ran once. All the re-runs had no "Coco" as the maid, which ruined the punch line and looked edited, because of course it was. The person playing the maid was none other than the fake Jamaican otherwise known as the psychic "Miss Cleo." did any one else notice this?

That's weird....just last week I watched one of the syndicated re-runs on TBS and it did in fact actually show "Coco the maid" at the board meeting.

Great episode, btw!

Cleo Psychic

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06 March 2011
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Cleo Psychic
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Need a Psychic or Clairvoyant?


My little dog Cleo escaped from my house in Monte Pego Urbanisation, Pego, Alicante, Spain on 17 July 2010. She was also about to give birth. I suspect she was stolen and I have moved heaven and earth to find her but nothing. Could someone please tell me if my search is in vain or any information would be appreciated. You can see a photograph of her on my facebook page. Many thanks, http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/profile.php?id=1161183914

some one took her in b/c they saw she was pregnant & about to give birth. She is fine, her puppies are fine but she will not return

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Psychic Cleo

Are pregnant women psychic?


Ok, not "Cleo psychic or let me tell you your future psychic." It just seems like since I have been pregnant I can spot another pregnant person. I can usually spot them when they aren't showing? And is it just me or, when your pregnant do you seem to see lots of other pregnant women?

I'm 6 months pregnant and I see them everywhere even when I was pregnant with my daughter they seemed to be everywhere it's something in the water I swear.....lol

Fake Psychic Website

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21 February 2011
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Fake Psychic Website

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